Make My Day

If it wasn’t Mark Jimenez, I would have laughed my head off and said something like, “Buti nga sa ‘yo!” But of all the people to slam Raul Gonzales a case in the Ombudsman, it just had to be someone with loose screws.

We’ve all heard about Carol Jimenez and her abduction to Silver Crest Rehab and how MJ sued his entire clan, his children particularly, because they sold one of his companies and kept the money from that without his knowledge. Carol and MJ’s kids say the former Manila Congressman is insane, has been, and needs to check himself inside Mental. But aside from this family feud, MJ’s past is also glorified by his mysterious friendship with Erap and all the shady things they’ve done in the past (tax evasion, fraud etc).

Raul Gonzales, as we all know, is also retarded. He claims he’s dispensing justice and that he moves under the cloak of the rule of law. That’s crap. The man cannot even discern good from evil, legitimate from illegitimate. He’s a chauvinist and a tactless, arrogant fool who prides himself in serving PGMA. Like that’s something worth rejoicing.

Filling graft and administrative cases against Raul Gonzales in the Ombudsman would have been a thrilling, if not a wonderful and festive occasion because it would stain his “spotless” career in the Justice Department but why the hell should a man without credibility and sanity be the one to do it? In effect, this supposed ripple for Gonzales is cancelled. Why didn’t the sane ones charge him instead? It’s like watching who’s dumb and dumber: both are stupid and uninteresting but you just have to know who’s denser.

In any case, I hope the mentally retarded wins and swing a punch in the senile’s smug face.